diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index ff631349d57d051192090b7b979270d847e27da0..60b79c6ca5a4de5c90bfb779b7d062a1ca604a1d 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -3,3 +3,5 @@
 /inflate
 /huffman
 /myunzip
+/myzip
+/lz77
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index b92daedbffffd80234196b8d8523732ebaa618c8..84159b22000b1419e38d882e99bfd81f7682fc77 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-all : myzip0 myunzip0 huffman inflate test_inflate myunzip
+all : myzip0 myunzip0 huffman inflate test_inflate myunzip 
 
 myzip0 : myzip0.c
 	cc myzip0.c -o myzip0
@@ -19,5 +19,13 @@ test_inflate : src/inflate/inflate.c tests/inflate_test.cpp
 	g++ -I include src/inflate/inflate.c tests/inflate_test.cpp -o test_inflate -l gtest
 	./test_inflate
 
+lz77 : include/bitwriter.h include/hashmap.h include/lz77.h src/lz77/bitwriter.c src/lz77/hashmap.c src/lz77/lz77.c src/lz77/main.c
+	cc -I include src/lz77/lz77.c src/lz77/hashmap.c src/lz77/bitwriter.c src/lz77/main.c -o lz77
+
+myzip : include/bitwriter.h include/hashmap.h include/lz77.h src/lz77/bitwriter.c src/lz77/hashmap.c src/lz77/lz77.c src/myzip/myzip.c
+	cc -I include src/lz77/lz77.c src/lz77/hashmap.c src/lz77/bitwriter.c src/myzip/myzip.c -o myzip
+
+
+
 clean :
 	rm myzip0 myunzip0 huffman inflate test_inflate myunzip
diff --git a/lz77/bitwriter.h b/include/bitwriter.h
similarity index 93%
rename from lz77/bitwriter.h
rename to include/bitwriter.h
index ce0015a11289f0ebbbf76b73f59421b35c9543f4..42d06b8e62e70cf062acd24a9b3d9f82b259702b 100644
--- a/lz77/bitwriter.h
+++ b/include/bitwriter.h
@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ void BitWriter_write_alpha(BitWriter *bw, uint32_t byte);
 void BitWriter_write_length(BitWriter *bw, uint32_t length);
 void BitWriter_write_distance(BitWriter *bw, uint32_t dist);
 void BitWriter_write_bin(BitWriter *bw, uint32_t bits, int number_to_write);
+size_t BitWriter_bytes_written(BitWriter *bw);
 
 #endif
 
diff --git a/lz77/hashmap.h b/include/hashmap.h
similarity index 84%
rename from lz77/hashmap.h
rename to include/hashmap.h
index 1cca13203a3a93dfeb7e6ad7a6f67a6b431f311f..06d1b92a1a2705442fde22a99ff2f50848c809c1 100644
--- a/lz77/hashmap.h
+++ b/include/hashmap.h
@@ -8,10 +8,11 @@ struct Hashmap;
 typedef struct Hashmap Hashmap;
 
 Hashmap *Hashmap_init();
-void Hashmap_free(Hashmap *hm);
+void Hashmap_free(Hashmap *hm, void (*free_value)(void *));
 void Hashmap_update(Hashmap *hm, uint32_t key, void *value);
 bool Hashmap_contains(Hashmap *hm, uint32_t key);
 void *Hashmap_get(Hashmap *hm, uint32_t key);
 void Hashmap_delete(Hashmap *hm, uint32_t key);
 
+
 #endif
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/include/lz77.h b/include/lz77.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..22fc9b9b436d63a6f3ec7cacaab3e45e5df02e4b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/include/lz77.h
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+#ifndef __LZ77_H__
+#define __LZ77_H__
+
+#include "hashmap.h"
+#include "bitwriter.h"
+#include <assert.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+
+size_t write_lz77_stream(FILE *input_file, FILE *output_file);
+
+#endif
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/lz77/beemovie.txt b/lz77/beemovie.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index 7d97b461a65bab134993900e02c593d292b7cf42..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
--- a/lz77/beemovie.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,4563 +0,0 @@
-According to all known laws
-of aviation,
-
-  
-there is no way a bee
-should be able to fly.
-
-  
-Its wings are too small to get
-its fat little body off the ground.
-
-  
-The bee, of course, flies anyway
-
-  
-because bees don't care
-what humans think is impossible.
-
-  
-Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
-Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
-
-  
-Ooh, black and yellow!
-Let's shake it up a little.
-
-  
-Barry! Breakfast is ready!
-
-  
-Ooming!
-
-  
-Hang on a second.
-
-  
-Hello?
-
-  
-- Barry?
-- Adam?
-
-  
-- Oan you believe this is happening?
-- I can't. I'll pick you up.
-
-  
-Looking sharp.
-
-  
-Use the stairs. Your father
-paid good money for those.
-
-  
-Sorry. I'm excited.
-
-  
-Here's the graduate.
-We're very proud of you, son.
-
-  
-A perfect report card, all B's.
-
-  
-Very proud.
-
-  
-Ma! I got a thing going here.
-
-  
-- You got lint on your fuzz.
-- Ow! That's me!
-
-  
-- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
-- Bye!
-
-  
-Barry, I told you,
-stop flying in the house!
-
-  
-- Hey, Adam.
-- Hey, Barry.
-
-  
-- Is that fuzz gel?
-- A little. Special day, graduation.
-
-  
-Never thought I'd make it.
-
-  
-Three days grade school,
-three days high school.
-
-  
-Those were awkward.
-
-  
-Three days college. I'm glad I took
-a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
-
-  
-You did come back different.
-
-  
-- Hi, Barry.
-- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
-
-  
-- Hear about Frankie?
-- Yeah.
-
-  
-- You going to the funeral?
-- No, I'm not going.
-
-  
-Everybody knows,
-sting someone, you die.
-
-  
-Don't waste it on a squirrel.
-Such a hothead.
-
-  
-I guess he could have
-just gotten out of the way.
-
-  
-I love this incorporating
-an amusement park into our day.
-
-  
-That's why we don't need vacations.
-
-  
-Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
-under the circumstances.
-
-  
-- Well, Adam, today we are men.
-- We are!
-
-  
-- Bee-men.
-- Amen!
-
-  
-Hallelujah!
-
-  
-Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
-
-  
-please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
-
-  
-Welcome, New Hive Oity
-graduating class of...
-
-  
-...9:15.
-
-  
-That concludes our ceremonies.
-
-  
-And begins your career
-at Honex Industries!
-
-  
-Will we pick ourjob today?
-
-  
-I heard it's just orientation.
-
-  
-Heads up! Here we go.
-
-  
-Keep your hands and antennas
-inside the tram at all times.
-
-  
-- Wonder what it'll be like?
-- A little scary.
-
-  
-Welcome to Honex,
-a division of Honesco
-
-  
-and a part of the Hexagon Group.
-
-  
-This is it!
-
-  
-Wow.
-
-  
-Wow.
-
-  
-We know that you, as a bee,
-have worked your whole life
-
-  
-to get to the point where you
-can work for your whole life.
-
-  
-Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
-Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
-
-  
-Our top-secret formula
-
-  
-is automatically color-corrected,
-scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
-
-  
-into this soothing sweet syrup
-
-  
-with its distinctive
-golden glow you know as...
-
-  
-Honey!
-
-  
-- That girl was hot.
-- She's my cousin!
-
-  
-- She is?
-- Yes, we're all cousins.
-
-  
-- Right. You're right.
-- At Honex, we constantly strive
-
-  
-to improve every aspect
-of bee existence.
-
-  
-These bees are stress-testing
-a new helmet technology.
-
-  
-- What do you think he makes?
-- Not enough.
-
-  
-Here we have our latest advancement,
-the Krelman.
-
-  
-- What does that do?
-- Oatches that little strand of honey
-
-  
-that hangs after you pour it.
-Saves us millions.
-
-  
-Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
-
-  
-Of course. Most bee jobs are
-small ones. But bees know
-
-  
-that every small job,
-if it's done well, means a lot.
-
-  
-But choose carefully
-
-  
-because you'll stay in the job
-you pick for the rest of your life.
-
-  
-The same job the rest of your life?
-I didn't know that.
-
-  
-What's the difference?
-
-  
-You'll be happy to know that bees,
-as a species, haven't had one day off
-
-  
-in 27 million years.
-
-  
-So you'll just work us to death?
-
-  
-We'll sure try.
-
-  
-Wow! That blew my mind!
-
-  
-"What's the difference?"
-How can you say that?
-
-  
-One job forever?
-That's an insane choice to have to make.
-
-  
-I'm relieved. Now we only have
-to make one decision in life.
-
-  
-But, Adam, how could they
-never have told us that?
-
-  
-Why would you question anything?
-We're bees.
-
-  
-We're the most perfectly
-functioning society on Earth.
-
-  
-You ever think maybe things
-work a little too well here?
-
-  
-Like what? Give me one example.
-
-  
-I don't know. But you know
-what I'm talking about.
-
-  
-Please clear the gate.
-Royal Nectar Force on approach.
-
-  
-Wait a second. Oheck it out.
-
-  
-- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
-- Wow.
-
-  
-I've never seen them this close.
-
-  
-They know what it's like
-outside the hive.
-
-  
-Yeah, but some don't come back.
-
-  
-- Hey, Jocks!
-- Hi, Jocks!
-
-  
-You guys did great!
-
-  
-You're monsters!
-You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
-
-  
-- I wonder where they were.
-- I don't know.
-
-  
-Their day's not planned.
-
-  
-Outside the hive, flying who knows
-where, doing who knows what.
-
-  
-You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
-Jock. You have to be bred for that.
-
-  
-Right.
-
-  
-Look. That's more pollen
-than you and I will see in a lifetime.
-
-  
-It's just a status symbol.
-Bees make too much of it.
-
-  
-Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
-and the ladies see you wearing it.
-
-  
-Those ladies?
-Aren't they our cousins too?
-
-  
-Distant. Distant.
-
-  
-Look at these two.
-
-  
-- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
-- Let's have fun with them.
-
-  
-It must be dangerous
-being a Pollen Jock.
-
-  
-Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
-against a mushroom!
-
-  
-He had a paw on my throat,
-and with the other, he was slapping me!
-
-  
-- Oh, my!
-- I never thought I'd knock him out.
-
-  
-What were you doing during this?
-
-  
-Trying to alert the authorities.
-
-  
-I can autograph that.
-
-  
-A little gusty out there today,
-wasn't it, comrades?
-
-  
-Yeah. Gusty.
-
-  
-We're hitting a sunflower patch
-six miles from here tomorrow.
-
-  
-- Six miles, huh?
-- Barry!
-
-  
-A puddle jump for us,
-but maybe you're not up for it.
-
-  
-- Maybe I am.
-- You are not!
-
-  
-We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
-
-  
-What do you think, buzzy-boy?
-Are you bee enough?
-
-  
-I might be. It all depends
-on what 0900 means.
-
-  
-Hey, Honex!
-
-  
-Dad, you surprised me.
-
-  
-You decide what you're interested in?
-
-  
-- Well, there's a lot of choices.
-- But you only get one.
-
-  
-Do you ever get bored
-doing the same job every day?
-
-  
-Son, let me tell you about stirring.
-
-  
-You grab that stick, and you just
-move it around, and you stir it around.
-
-  
-You get yourself into a rhythm.
-It's a beautiful thing.
-
-  
-You know, Dad,
-the more I think about it,
-
-  
-maybe the honey field
-just isn't right for me.
-
-  
-You were thinking of what,
-making balloon animals?
-
-  
-That's a bad job
-for a guy with a stinger.
-
-  
-Janet, your son's not sure
-he wants to go into honey!
-
-  
-- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
-- I'm not trying to be funny.
-
-  
-You're not funny! You're going
-into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
-
-  
-- You're gonna be a stirrer?
-- No one's listening to me!
-
-  
-Wait till you see the sticks I have.
-
-  
-I could say anything right now.
-I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
-
-  
-Let's open some honey and celebrate!
-
-  
-Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
-Shave my antennae.
-
-  
-Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
-a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
-
-  
-I'm so proud.
-
-  
-- We're starting work today!
-- Today's the day.
-
-  
-Oome on! All the good jobs
-will be gone.
-
-  
-Yeah, right.
-
-  
-Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
-stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
-
-  
-- Is it still available?
-- Hang on. Two left!
-
-  
-One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
-Step to the side.
-
-  
-- What'd you get?
-- Picking crud out. Stellar!
-
-  
-Wow!
-
-  
-Oouple of newbies?
-
-  
-Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
-
-  
-Make your choice.
-
-  
-- You want to go first?
-- No, you go.
-
-  
-Oh, my. What's available?
-
-  
-Restroom attendant's open,
-not for the reason you think.
-
-  
-- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
-- Sure, you're on.
-
-  
-I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
-
-  
-Wax monkey's always open.
-
-  
-The Krelman opened up again.
-
-  
-What happened?
-
-  
-A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
-He's dead. Another dead one.
-
-  
-Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
-
-  
-Dead from the neck up.
-Dead from the neck down. That's life!
-
-  
-Oh, this is so hard!
-
-  
-Heating, cooling,
-stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
-
-  
-humming, inspector number seven,
-lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
-
-  
-mite wrangler. Barry, what
-do you think I should... Barry?
-
-  
-Barry!
-
-  
-All right, we've got the sunflower patch
-in quadrant nine...
-
-  
-What happened to you?
-Where are you?
-
-  
-- I'm going out.
-- Out? Out where?
-
-  
-- Out there.
-- Oh, no!
-
-  
-I have to, before I go
-to work for the rest of my life.
-
-  
-You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
-
-  
-Another call coming in.
-
-  
-If anyone's feeling brave,
-there's a Korean deli on 83rd
-
-  
-that gets their roses today.
-
-  
-Hey, guys.
-
-  
-- Look at that.
-- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
-
-  
-Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
-
-  
-It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
-
-  
-Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
-
-  
-Sign here, here. Just initial that.
-
-  
-- Thank you.
-- OK.
-
-  
-You got a rain advisory today,
-
-  
-and as you all know,
-bees cannot fly in rain.
-
-  
-So be careful. As always,
-watch your brooms,
-
-  
-hockey sticks, dogs,
-birds, bears and bats.
-
-  
-Also, I got a couple of reports
-of root beer being poured on us.
-
-  
-Murphy's in a home because of it,
-babbling like a cicada!
-
-  
-- That's awful.
-- And a reminder for you rookies,
-
-  
-bee law number one,
-absolutely no talking to humans!
-
-  
-All right, launch positions!
-
-  
-Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
-buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
-
-  
-Black and yellow!
-
-  
-Hello!
-
-  
-You ready for this, hot shot?
-
-  
-Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
-
-  
-Wind, check.
-
-  
-- Antennae, check.
-- Nectar pack, check.
-
-  
-- Wings, check.
-- Stinger, check.
-
-  
-Scared out of my shorts, check.
-
-  
-OK, ladies,
-
-  
-let's move it out!
-
-  
-Pound those petunias,
-you striped stem-suckers!
-
-  
-All of you, drain those flowers!
-
-  
-Wow! I'm out!
-
-  
-I can't believe I'm out!
-
-  
-So blue.
-
-  
-I feel so fast and free!
-
-  
-Box kite!
-
-  
-Wow!
-
-  
-Flowers!
-
-  
-This is Blue Leader.
-We have roses visual.
-
-  
-Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
-
-  
-Roses!
-
-  
-30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
-
-  
-Stand to the side, kid.
-It's got a bit of a kick.
-
-  
-That is one nectar collector!
-
-  
-- Ever see pollination up close?
-- No, sir.
-
-  
-I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
-over here. Maybe a dash over there,
-
-  
-a pinch on that one.
-See that? It's a little bit of magic.
-
-  
-That's amazing. Why do we do that?
-
-  
-That's pollen power. More pollen, more
-flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
-
-  
-Oool.
-
-  
-I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
-Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
-
-  
-Oopy that visual.
-
-  
-Wait. One of these flowers
-seems to be on the move.
-
-  
-Say again? You're reporting
-a moving flower?
-
-  
-Affirmative.
-
-  
-That was on the line!
-
-  
-This is the coolest. What is it?
-
-  
-I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
-
-  
-It smells good.
-Not like a flower, but I like it.
-
-  
-Yeah, fuzzy.
-
-  
-Ohemical-y.
-
-  
-Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
-
-  
-My sweet lord of bees!
-
-  
-Oandy-brain, get off there!
-
-  
-Problem!
-
-  
-- Guys!
-- This could be bad.
-
-  
-Affirmative.
-
-  
-Very close.
-
-  
-Gonna hurt.
-
-  
-Mama's little boy.
-
-  
-You are way out of position, rookie!
-
-  
-Ooming in at you like a missile!
-
-  
-Help me!
-
-  
-I don't think these are flowers.
-
-  
-- Should we tell him?
-- I think he knows.
-
-  
-What is this?!
-
-  
-Match point!
-
-  
-You can start packing up, honey,
-because you're about to eat it!
-
-  
-Yowser!
-
-  
-Gross.
-
-  
-There's a bee in the car!
-
-  
-- Do something!
-- I'm driving!
-
-  
-- Hi, bee.
-- He's back here!
-
-  
-He's going to sting me!
-
-  
-Nobody move. If you don't move,
-he won't sting you. Freeze!
-
-  
-He blinked!
-
-  
-Spray him, Granny!
-
-  
-What are you doing?!
-
-  
-Wow... the tension level
-out here is unbelievable.
-
-  
-I gotta get home.
-
-  
-Oan't fly in rain.
-
-  
-Oan't fly in rain.
-
-  
-Oan't fly in rain.
-
-  
-Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
-
-  
-Ken, could you close
-the window please?
-
-  
-Ken, could you close
-the window please?
-
-  
-Oheck out my new resume.
-I made it into a fold-out brochure.
-
-  
-You see? Folds out.
-
-  
-Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
-
-  
-What was that?
-
-  
-Maybe this time. This time. This time.
-This time! This time! This...
-
-  
-Drapes!
-
-  
-That is diabolical.
-
-  
-It's fantastic. It's got all my special
-skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
-
-  
-What's number one? Star Wars?
-
-  
-Nah, I don't go for that...
-
-  
-...kind of stuff.
-
-  
-No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
-They're out of their minds.
-
-  
-When I leave a job interview, they're
-flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
-
-  
-There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
-
-  
-I don't remember the sun
-having a big 75 on it.
-
-  
-I predicted global warming.
-
-  
-I could feel it getting hotter.
-At first I thought it was just me.
-
-  
-Wait! Stop! Bee!
-
-  
-Stand back. These are winter boots.
-
-  
-Wait!
-
-  
-Don't kill him!
-
-  
-You know I'm allergic to them!
-This thing could kill me!
-
-  
-Why does his life have
-less value than yours?
-
-  
-Why does his life have any less value
-than mine? Is that your statement?
-
-  
-I'm just saying all life has value. You
-don't know what he's capable of feeling.
-
-  
-My brochure!
-
-  
-There you go, little guy.
-
-  
-I'm not scared of him.
-It's an allergic thing.
-
-  
-Put that on your resume brochure.
-
-  
-My whole face could puff up.
-
-  
-Make it one of your special skills.
-
-  
-Knocking someone out
-is also a special skill.
-
-  
-Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
-
-  
-- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
-- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
-
-  
-- You could put carob chips on there.
-- Bye.
-
-  
-- Supposed to be less calories.
-- Bye.
-
-  
-I gotta say something.
-
-  
-She saved my life.
-I gotta say something.
-
-  
-All right, here it goes.
-
-  
-Nah.
-
-  
-What would I say?
-
-  
-I could really get in trouble.
-
-  
-It's a bee law.
-You're not supposed to talk to a human.
-
-  
-I can't believe I'm doing this.
-
-  
-I've got to.
-
-  
-Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
-
-  
-No. Yes. No.
-
-  
-Do it. I can't.
-
-  
-How should I start it?
-"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
-
-  
-Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
-
-  
-Hi!
-
-  
-I'm sorry.
-
-  
-- You're talking.
-- Yes, I know.
-
-  
-You're talking!
-
-  
-I'm so sorry.
-
-  
-No, it's OK. It's fine.
-I know I'm dreaming.
-
-  
-But I don't recall going to bed.
-
-  
-Well, I'm sure this
-is very disconcerting.
-
-  
-This is a bit of a surprise to me.
-I mean, you're a bee!
-
-  
-I am. And I'm not supposed
-to be doing this,
-
-  
-but they were all trying to kill me.
-
-  
-And if it wasn't for you...
-
-  
-I had to thank you.
-It's just how I was raised.
-
-  
-That was a little weird.
-
-  
-- I'm talking with a bee.
-- Yeah.
-
-  
-I'm talking to a bee.
-And the bee is talking to me!
-
-  
-I just want to say I'm grateful.
-I'll leave now.
-
-  
-- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
-- What?
-
-  
-The talking thing.
-
-  
-Same way you did, I guess.
-"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
-
-  
-- That's very funny.
-- Yeah.
-
-  
-Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
-we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
-
-  
-Anyway...
-
-  
-Oan I...
-
-  
-...get you something?
-- Like what?
-
-  
-I don't know. I mean...
-I don't know. Ooffee?
-
-  
-I don't want to put you out.
-
-  
-It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
-
-  
-- It's just coffee.
-- I hate to impose.
-
-  
-- Don't be ridiculous!
-- Actually, I would love a cup.
-
-  
-Hey, you want rum cake?
-
-  
-- I shouldn't.
-- Have some.
-
-  
-- No, I can't.
-- Oome on!
-
-  
-I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
-
-  
-- Where?
-- These stripes don't help.
-
-  
-You look great!
-
-  
-I don't know if you know
-anything about fashion.
-
-  
-Are you all right?
-
-  
-No.
-
-  
-He's making the tie in the cab
-as they're flying up Madison.
-
-  
-He finally gets there.
-
-  
-He runs up the steps into the church.
-The wedding is on.
-
-  
-And he says, "Watermelon?
-I thought you said Guatemalan.
-
-  
-Why would I marry a watermelon?"
-
-  
-Is that a bee joke?
-
-  
-That's the kind of stuff we do.
-
-  
-Yeah, different.
-
-  
-So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
-
-  
-About work? I don't know.
-
-  
-I want to do my part for the hive,
-but I can't do it the way they want.
-
-  
-I know how you feel.
-
-  
-- You do?
-- Sure.
-
-  
-My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
-a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
-
-  
-- Really?
-- My only interest is flowers.
-
-  
-Our new queen was just elected
-with that same campaign slogan.
-
-  
-Anyway, if you look...
-
-  
-There's my hive right there. See it?
-
-  
-You're in Sheep Meadow!
-
-  
-Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
-
-  
-No way! I know that area.
-I lost a toe ring there once.
-
-  
-- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
-- Why not?
-
-  
-- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
-- Maybe I'll try that.
-
-  
-- You all right, ma'am?
-- Oh, yeah. Fine.
-
-  
-Just having two cups of coffee!
-
-  
-Anyway, this has been great.
-Thanks for the coffee.
-
-  
-Yeah, it's no trouble.
-
-  
-Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
-I'd be up the rest of my life.
-
-  
-Are you...?
-
-  
-Oan I take a piece of this with me?
-
-  
-Sure! Here, have a crumb.
-
-  
-- Thanks!
-- Yeah.
-
-  
-All right. Well, then...
-I guess I'll see you around.
-
-  
-Or not.
-
-  
-OK, Barry.
-
-  
-And thank you
-so much again... for before.
-
-  
-Oh, that? That was nothing.
-
-  
-Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
-
-  
-This can't possibly work.
-
-  
-He's all set to go.
-We may as well try it.
-
-  
-OK, Dave, pull the chute.
-
-  
-- Sounds amazing.
-- It was amazing!
-
-  
-It was the scariest,
-happiest moment of my life.
-
-  
-Humans! I can't believe
-you were with humans!
-
-  
-Giant, scary humans!
-What were they like?
-
-  
-Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
-
-  
-They eat crazy giant things.
-They drive crazy.
-
-  
-- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
-- Some of them. But some of them don't.
-
-  
-- How'd you get back?
-- Poodle.
-
-  
-You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
-whatever you wanted to see.
-
-  
-You had your "experience." Now you
-can pick out yourjob and be normal.
-
-  
-- Well...
-- Well?
-
-  
-Well, I met someone.
-
-  
-You did? Was she Bee-ish?
-
-  
-- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
-- No, no, no, not a wasp.
-
-  
-- Spider?
-- I'm not attracted to spiders.
-
-  
-I know it's the hottest thing,
-with the eight legs and all.
-
-  
-I can't get by that face.
-
-  
-So who is she?
-
-  
-She's... human.
-
-  
-No, no. That's a bee law.
-You wouldn't break a bee law.
-
-  
-- Her name's Vanessa.
-- Oh, boy.
-
-  
-She's so nice. And she's a florist!
-
-  
-Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
-
-  
-We're not dating.
-
-  
-You're flying outside the hive, talking
-to humans that attack our homes
-
-  
-with power washers and M-80s!
-One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
-
-  
-She saved my life!
-And she understands me.
-
-  
-This is over!
-
-  
-Eat this.
-
-  
-This is not over! What was that?
-
-  
-- They call it a crumb.
-- It was so stingin' stripey!
-
-  
-And that's not what they eat.
-That's what falls off what they eat!
-
-  
-- You know what a Oinnabon is?
-- No.
-
-  
-It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
-They heat it up...
-
-  
-Sit down!
-
-  
-...really hot!
-- Listen to me!
-
-  
-We are not them! We're us.
-There's us and there's them!
-
-  
-Yes, but who can deny
-the heart that is yearning?
-
-  
-There's no yearning.
-Stop yearning. Listen to me!
-
-  
-You have got to start thinking bee,
-my friend. Thinking bee!
-
-  
-- Thinking bee.
-- Thinking bee.
-
-  
-Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
-Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
-
-  
-There he is. He's in the pool.
-
-  
-You know what your problem is, Barry?
-
-  
-I gotta start thinking bee?
-
-  
-How much longer will this go on?
-
-  
-It's been three days!
-Why aren't you working?
-
-  
-I've got a lot of big life decisions
-to think about.
-
-  
-What life? You have no life!
-You have no job. You're barely a bee!
-
-  
-Would it kill you
-to make a little honey?
-
-  
-Barry, come out.
-Your father's talking to you.
-
-  
-Martin, would you talk to him?
-
-  
-Barry, I'm talking to you!
-
-  
-You coming?
-
-  
-Got everything?
-
-  
-All set!
-
-  
-Go ahead. I'll catch up.
-
-  
-Don't be too long.
-
-  
-Watch this!
-
-  
-Vanessa!
-
-  
-- We're still here.
-- I told you not to yell at him.
-
-  
-He doesn't respond to yelling!
-
-  
-- Then why yell at me?
-- Because you don't listen!
-
-  
-I'm not listening to this.
-
-  
-Sorry, I've gotta go.
-
-  
-- Where are you going?
-- I'm meeting a friend.
-
-  
-A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
-
-  
-Bye.
-
-  
-I just hope she's Bee-ish.
-
-  
-They have a huge parade
-of flowers every year in Pasadena?
-
-  
-To be in the Tournament of Roses,
-that's every florist's dream!
-
-  
-Up on a float, surrounded
-by flowers, crowds cheering.
-
-  
-A tournament. Do the roses
-compete in athletic events?
-
-  
-No. All right, I've got one.
-How come you don't fly everywhere?
-
-  
-It's exhausting. Why don't you
-run everywhere? It's faster.
-
-  
-Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
-All right, your turn.
-
-  
-TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
-That's insane!
-
-  
-You don't have that?
-
-  
-We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
-It's a horrible, horrible disease.
-
-  
-Oh, my.
-
-  
-Dumb bees!
-
-  
-You must want to sting all those jerks.
-
-  
-We try not to sting.
-It's usually fatal for us.
-
-  
-So you have to watch your temper.
-
-  
-Very carefully.
-You kick a wall, take a walk,
-
-  
-write an angry letter and throw it out.
-Work through it like any emotion:
-
-  
-Anger, jealousy, lust.
-
-  
-Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
-
-  
-Yeah.
-
-  
-- What is wrong with you?!
-- It's a bug.
-
-  
-He's not bothering anybody.
-Get out of here, you creep!
-
-  
-What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
-
-  
-Yeah, it was. How did you know?
-
-  
-It felt like about 10 pages.
-Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
-
-  
-You've really got that
-down to a science.
-
-  
-- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
-- I'll bet.
-
-  
-What in the name
-of Mighty Hercules is this?
-
-  
-How did this get here?
-Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
-
-  
-Ray Liotta Private Select?
-
-  
-- Is he that actor?
-- I never heard of him.
-
-  
-- Why is this here?
-- For people. We eat it.
-
-  
-You don't have
-enough food of your own?
-
-  
-- Well, yes.
-- How do you get it?
-
-  
-- Bees make it.
-- I know who makes it!
-
-  
-And it's hard to make it!
-
-  
-There's heating, cooling, stirring.
-You need a whole Krelman thing!
-
-  
-- It's organic.
-- It's our-ganic!
-
-  
-It's just honey, Barry.
-
-  
-Just what?!
-
-  
-Bees don't know about this!
-This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
-
-  
-You've taken our homes, schools,
-hospitals! This is all we have!
-
-  
-And it's on sale?!
-I'm getting to the bottom of this.
-
-  
-I'm getting to the bottom
-of all of this!
-
-  
-Hey, Hector.
-
-  
-- You almost done?
-- Almost.
-
-  
-He is here. I sense it.
-
-  
-Well, I guess I'll go home now
-
-  
-and just leave this nice honey out,
-with no one around.
-
-  
-You're busted, box boy!
-
-  
-I knew I heard something.
-So you can talk!
-
-  
-I can talk.
-And now you'll start talking!
-
-  
-Where you getting the sweet stuff?
-Who's your supplier?
-
-  
-I don't understand.
-I thought we were friends.
-
-  
-The last thing we want
-to do is upset bees!
-
-  
-You're too late! It's ours now!
-
-  
-You, sir, have crossed
-the wrong sword!
-
-  
-You, sir, will be lunch
-for my iguana, Ignacio!
-
-  
-Where is the honey coming from?
-
-  
-Tell me where!
-
-  
-Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
-
-  
-Orazy person!
-
-  
-What horrible thing has happened here?
-
-  
-These faces, they never knew
-what hit them. And now
-
-  
-they're on the road to nowhere!
-
-  
-Just keep still.
-
-  
-What? You're not dead?
-
-  
-Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
-that moves. Where you headed?
-
-  
-To Honey Farms.
-I am onto something huge here.
-
-  
-I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
-crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
-
-  
-I'm going to Tacoma.
-
-  
-- And you?
-- He really is dead.
-
-  
-All right.
-
-  
-Uh-oh!
-
-  
-- What is that?!
-- Oh, no!
-
-  
-- A wiper! Triple blade!
-- Triple blade?
-
-  
-Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
-
-  
-Why does everything have
-to be so doggone clean?!
-
-  
-How much do you people need to see?!
-
-  
-Open your eyes!
-Stick your head out the window!
-
-  
-From NPR News in Washington,
-I'm Oarl Kasell.
-
-  
-But don't kill no more bugs!
-
-  
-- Bee!
-- Moose blood guy!!
-
-  
-- You hear something?
-- Like what?
-
-  
-Like tiny screaming.
-
-  
-Turn off the radio.
-
-  
-Whassup, bee boy?
-
-  
-Hey, Blood.
-
-  
-Just a row of honey jars,
-as far as the eye could see.
-
-  
-Wow!
-
-  
-I assume wherever this truck goes
-is where they're getting it.
-
-  
-I mean, that honey's ours.
-
-  
-- Bees hang tight.
-- We're all jammed in.
-
-  
-It's a close community.
-
-  
-Not us, man. We on our own.
-Every mosquito on his own.
-
-  
-- What if you get in trouble?
-- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
-
-  
-Nobody likes us. They just smack.
-See a mosquito, smack, smack!
-
-  
-At least you're out in the world.
-You must meet girls.
-
-  
-Mosquito girls try to trade up,
-get with a moth, dragonfly.
-
-  
-Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
-
-  
-You got to be kidding me!
-
-  
-Mooseblood's about to leave
-the building! So long, bee!
-
-  
-- Hey, guys!
-- Mooseblood!
-
-  
-I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
-Did you bring your crazy straw?
-
-  
-We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
-and it's pretty much pure profit.
-
-  
-What is this place?
-
-  
-A bee's got a brain
-the size of a pinhead.
-
-  
-They are pinheads!
-
-  
-Pinhead.
-
-  
-- Oheck out the new smoker.
-- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
-
-  
-The Thomas 3000!
-
-  
-Smoker?
-
-  
-Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
-Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
-
-  
-A couple breaths of this
-knocks them right out.
-
-  
-They make the honey,
-and we make the money.
-
-  
-"They make the honey,
-and we make the money"?
-
-  
-Oh, my!
-
-  
-What's going on? Are you OK?
-
-  
-Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
-
-  
-Do you know you're
-in a fake hive with fake walls?
-
-  
-Our queen was moved here.
-We had no choice.
-
-  
-This is your queen?
-That's a man in women's clothes!
-
-  
-That's a drag queen!
-
-  
-What is this?
-
-  
-Oh, no!
-
-  
-There's hundreds of them!
-
-  
-Bee honey.
-
-  
-Our honey is being brazenly stolen
-on a massive scale!
-
-  
-This is worse than anything bears
-have done! I intend to do something.
-
-  
-Oh, Barry, stop.
-
-  
-Who told you humans are taking
-our honey? That's a rumor.
-
-  
-Do these look like rumors?
-
-  
-That's a conspiracy theory.
-These are obviously doctored photos.
-
-  
-How did you get mixed up in this?
-
-  
-He's been talking to humans.
-
-  
-- What?
-- Talking to humans?!
-
-  
-He has a human girlfriend.
-And they make out!
-
-  
-Make out? Barry!
-
-  
-We do not.
-
-  
-- You wish you could.
-- Whose side are you on?
-
-  
-The bees!
-
-  
-I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
-Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
-
-  
-Barry, this is what you want
-to do with your life?
-
-  
-I want to do it for all our lives.
-Nobody works harder than bees!
-
-  
-Dad, I remember you
-coming home so overworked
-
-  
-your hands were still stirring.
-You couldn't stop.
-
-  
-I remember that.
-
-  
-What right do they have to our honey?
-
-  
-We live on two cups a year. They put it
-in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
-
-  
-Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
-
-  
-Sting them where it really hurts.
-
-  
-In the face! The eye!
-
-  
-- That would hurt.
-- No.
-
-  
-Up the nose? That's a killer.
-
-  
-There's only one place you can sting
-the humans, one place where it matters.
-
-  
-Hive at Five, the hive's only
-full-hour action news source.
-
-  
-No more bee beards!
-
-  
-With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
-
-  
-Weather with Storm Stinger.
-
-  
-Sports with Buzz Larvi.
-
-  
-And Jeanette Ohung.
-
-  
-- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
-- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
-
-  
-A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
-
-  
-intends to sue the human race
-for stealing our honey,
-
-  
-packaging it and profiting
-from it illegally!
-
-  
-Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
-
-  
-we'll have three former queens here in
-our studio, discussing their new book,
-
-  
-Olassy Ladies,
-out this week on Hexagon.
-
-  
-Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
-
-  
-Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
-from the hive. I can't do this"?
-
-  
-Bees have never been afraid
-to change the world.
-
-  
-What about Bee Oolumbus?
-Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
-
-  
-Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
-
-  
-We were thinking
-of stickball or candy stores.
-
-  
-How old are you?
-
-  
-The bee community
-is supporting you in this case,
-
-  
-which will be the trial
-of the bee century.
-
-  
-You know, they have a Larry King
-in the human world too.
-
-  
-It's a common name. Next week...
-
-  
-He looks like you and has a show
-and suspenders and colored dots...
-
-  
-Next week...
-
-  
-Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
-guest even though you just heard 'em.
-
-  
-Bear Week next week!
-They're scary, hairy and here live.
-
-  
-Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
-squinty eyes, very Jewish.
-
-  
-In tennis, you attack
-at the point of weakness!
-
-  
-It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
-
-  
-Honey, her backhand's a joke!
-I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
-
-  
-Quiet, please.
-Actual work going on here.
-
-  
-- Is that that same bee?
-- Yes, it is!
-
-  
-I'm helping him sue the human race.
-
-  
-- Hello.
-- Hello, bee.
-
-  
-This is Ken.
-
-  
-Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
-ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
-
-  
-Why does he talk again?
-
-  
-Listen, you better go
-'cause we're really busy working.
-
-  
-But it's our yogurt night!
-
-  
-Bye-bye.
-
-  
-Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
-
-  
-You poor thing.
-You two have been at this for hours!
-
-  
-Yes, and Adam here
-has been a huge help.
-
-  
-- Frosting...
-- How many sugars?
-
-  
-Just one. I try not
-to use the competition.
-
-  
-So why are you helping me?
-
-  
-Bees have good qualities.
-
-  
-And it takes my mind off the shop.
-
-  
-Instead of flowers, people
-are giving balloon bouquets now.
-
-  
-Those are great, if you're three.
-
-  
-And artificial flowers.
-
-  
-- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
-- Yeah, me too.
-
-  
-Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
-
-  
-Bees must hate those fake things!
-
-  
-Nothing worse
-than a daffodil that's had work done.
-
-  
-Maybe this could make up
-for it a little bit.
-
-  
-- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
-- I guess.
-
-  
-You sure you want to go through with it?
-
-  
-Am I sure? When I'm done with
-the humans, they won't be able
-
-  
-to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
-without paying a royalty!
-
-  
-It's an incredible scene
-here in downtown Manhattan,
-
-  
-where the world anxiously waits,
-because for the first time in history,
-
-  
-we will hear for ourselves
-if a honeybee can actually speak.
-
-  
-What have we gotten into here, Barry?
-
-  
-It's pretty big, isn't it?
-
-  
-I can't believe how many humans
-don't work during the day.
-
-  
-You think billion-dollar multinational
-food companies have good lawyers?
-
-  
-Everybody needs to stay
-behind the barricade.
-
-  
-- What's the matter?
-- I don't know, I just got a chill.
-
-  
-Well, if it isn't the bee team.
-
-  
-You boys work on this?
-
-  
-All rise! The Honorable
-Judge Bumbleton presiding.
-
-  
-All right. Oase number 4475,
-
-  
-Superior Oourt of New York,
-Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
-
-  
-is now in session.
-
-  
-Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
-the five food companies collectively?
-
-  
-A privilege.
-
-  
-Mr. Benson... you're representing
-all the bees of the world?
-
-  
-I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
-we're ready to proceed.
-
-  
-Mr. Montgomery,
-your opening statement, please.
-
-  
-Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
-
-  
-my grandmother was a simple woman.
-
-  
-Born on a farm, she believed
-it was man's divine right
-
-  
-to benefit from the bounty
-of nature God put before us.
-
-  
-If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
-Mr. Benson imagines,
-
-  
-just think of what would it mean.
-
-  
-I would have to negotiate
-with the silkworm
-
-  
-for the elastic in my britches!
-
-  
-Talking bee!
-
-  
-How do we know this isn't some sort of
-
-  
-holographic motion-picture-capture
-Hollywood wizardry?
-
-  
-They could be using laser beams!
-
-  
-Robotics! Ventriloquism!
-Oloning! For all we know,
-
-  
-he could be on steroids!
-
-  
-Mr. Benson?
-
-  
-Ladies and gentlemen,
-there's no trickery here.
-
-  
-I'm just an ordinary bee.
-Honey's pretty important to me.
-
-  
-It's important to all bees.
-We invented it!
-
-  
-We make it. And we protect it
-with our lives.
-
-  
-Unfortunately, there are
-some people in this room
-
-  
-who think they can take it from us
-
-  
-'cause we're the little guys!
-I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
-
-  
-you'll see how, by taking our honey,
-you not only take everything we have
-
-  
-but everything we are!
-
-  
-I wish he'd dress like that
-all the time. So nice!
-
-  
-Oall your first witness.
-
-  
-So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
-of Honey Farms, big company you have.
-
-  
-I suppose so.
-
-  
-I see you also own
-Honeyburton and Honron!
-
-  
-Yes, they provide beekeepers
-for our farms.
-
-  
-Beekeeper. I find that
-to be a very disturbing term.
-
-  
-I don't imagine you employ
-any bee-free-ers, do you?
-
-  
-- No.
-- I couldn't hear you.
-
-  
-- No.
-- No.
-
-  
-Because you don't free bees.
-You keep bees. Not only that,
-
-  
-it seems you thought a bear would be
-an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
-
-  
-They're very lovable creatures.
-
-  
-Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
-
-  
-You mean like this?
-
-  
-Bears kill bees!
-
-  
-How'd you like his head crashing
-through your living room?!
-
-  
-Biting into your couch!
-Spitting out your throw pillows!
-
-  
-OK, that's enough. Take him away.
-
-  
-So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
-Your name intrigues me.
-
-  
-- Where have I heard it before?
-- I was with a band called The Police.
-
-  
-But you've never been
-a police officer, have you?
-
-  
-No, I haven't.
-
-  
-No, you haven't. And so here
-we have yet another example
-
-  
-of bee culture casually
-stolen by a human
-
-  
-for nothing more than
-a prance-about stage name.
-
-  
-Oh, please.
-
-  
-Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
-
-  
-Because I'm feeling
-a little stung, Sting.
-
-  
-Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
-
-  
-That's not his real name?! You idiots!
-
-  
-Mr. Liotta, first,
-belated congratulations on
-
-  
-your Emmy win for a guest spot
-on ER in 2005.
-
-  
-Thank you. Thank you.
-
-  
-I see from your resume
-that you're devilishly handsome
-
-  
-with a churning inner turmoil
-that's ready to blow.
-
-  
-I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
-
-  
-Not yet it isn't. But is this
-what it's come to for you?
-
-  
-Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
-so you don't
-
-  
-have to rehearse
-your part and learn your lines, sir?
-
-  
-Watch it, Benson!
-I could blow right now!
-
-  
-This isn't a goodfella.
-This is a badfella!
-
-  
-Why doesn't someone just step on
-this creep, and we can all go home?!
-
-  
-- Order in this court!
-- You're all thinking it!
-
-  
-Order! Order, I say!
-
-  
-- Say it!
-- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
-
-  
-I think it was awfully nice
-of that bear to pitch in like that.
-
-  
-I think the jury's on our side.
-
-  
-Are we doing everything right, legally?
-
-  
-I'm a florist.
-
-  
-Right. Well, here's to a great team.
-
-  
-To a great team!
-
-  
-Well, hello.
-
-  
-- Ken!
-- Hello.
-
-  
-I didn't think you were coming.
-
-  
-No, I was just late.
-I tried to call, but... the battery.
-
-  
-I didn't want all this to go to waste,
-so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
-
-  
-Oh, that was lucky.
-
-  
-There's a little left.
-I could heat it up.
-
-  
-Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
-
-  
-So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
-
-  
-I'm not much for the game myself.
-The ball's a little grabby.
-
-  
-That's where I usually sit.
-Right... there.
-
-  
-Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
-
-  
-and he agreed with me that eating with
-chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
-
-  
-You think I don't see what you're doing?
-
-  
-I know how hard it is to find
-the rightjob. We have that in common.
-
-  
-Do we?
-
-  
-Bees have 100 percent employment,
-but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
-
-  
-That's just what
-I was thinking about doing.
-
-  
-Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
-for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
-
-  
-I'm going to drain the old stinger.
-
-  
-Yeah, you do that.
-
-  
-Look at that.
-
-  
-You know, I've just about had it
-
-  
-with your little mind games.
-
-  
-- What's that?
-- Italian Vogue.
-
-  
-Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
-
-  
-A lot of ads.
-
-  
-Remember what Van said, why is
-your life more valuable than mine?
-
-  
-Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
-
-  
-I think something stinks in here!
-
-  
-I love the smell of flowers.
-
-  
-How do you like the smell of flames?!
-
-  
-Not as much.
-
-  
-Water bug! Not taking sides!
-
-  
-Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
-This is pathetic!
-
-  
-I've got issues!
-
-  
-Well, well, well, a royal flush!
-
-  
-- You're bluffing.
-- Am I?
-
-  
-Surf's up, dude!
-
-  
-Poo water!
-
-  
-That bowl is gnarly.
-
-  
-Except for those dirty yellow rings!
-
-  
-Kenneth! What are you doing?!
-
-  
-You know, I don't even like honey!
-I don't eat it!
-
-  
-We need to talk!
-
-  
-He's just a little bee!
-
-  
-And he happens to be
-the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
-
-  
-Long time? What are you talking about?!
-Are there other bugs in your life?
-
-  
-No, but there are other things bugging
-me in life. And you're one of them!
-
-  
-Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
-
-  
-My nerves are fried from riding
-on this emotional roller coaster!
-
-  
-Goodbye, Ken.
-
-  
-And for your information,
-
-  
-I prefer sugar-free, artificial
-sweeteners made by man!
-
-  
-I'm sorry about all that.
-
-  
-I know it's got
-an aftertaste! I like it!
-
-  
-I always felt there was some kind
-of barrier between Ken and me.
-
-  
-I couldn't overcome it.
-Oh, well.
-
-  
-Are you OK for the trial?
-
-  
-I believe Mr. Montgomery
-is about out of ideas.
-
-  
-We would like to call
-Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
-
-  
-Good idea! You can really see why he's
-considered one of the best lawyers...
-
-  
-Yeah.
-
-  
-Layton, you've
-gotta weave some magic
-
-  
-with this jury,
-or it's gonna be all over.
-
-  
-Don't worry. The only thing I have
-to do to turn this jury around
-
-  
-is to remind them
-of what they don't like about bees.
-
-  
-- You got the tweezers?
-- Are you allergic?
-
-  
-Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
-
-  
-Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
-what I think we'd all like to know.
-
-  
-What exactly is your relationship
-
-  
-to that woman?
-
-  
-We're friends.
-
-  
-- Good friends?
-- Yes.
-
-  
-How good? Do you live together?
-
-  
-Wait a minute...
-
-  
-Are you her little...
-
-  
-...bedbug?
-
-  
-I've seen a bee documentary or two.
-From what I understand,
-
-  
-doesn't your queen give birth
-to all the bee children?
-
-  
-- Yeah, but...
-- So those aren't your real parents!
-
-  
-- Oh, Barry...
-- Yes, they are!
-
-  
-Hold me back!
-
-  
-You're an illegitimate bee,
-aren't you, Benson?
-
-  
-He's denouncing bees!
-
-  
-Don't y'all date your cousins?
-
-  
-- Objection!
-- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
-
-  
-Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
-
-  
-Oh, I'm hit!!
-
-  
-Oh, lordy, I am hit!
-
-  
-Order! Order!
-
-  
-The venom! The venom
-is coursing through my veins!
-
-  
-I have been felled
-by a winged beast of destruction!
-
-  
-You see? You can't treat them
-like equals! They're striped savages!
-
-  
-Stinging's the only thing
-they know! It's their way!
-
-  
-- Adam, stay with me.
-- I can't feel my legs.
-
-  
-What angel of mercy
-will come forward to suck the poison
-
-  
-from my heaving buttocks?
-
-  
-I will have order in this court. Order!
-
-  
-Order, please!
-
-  
-The case of the honeybees
-versus the human race
-
-  
-took a pointed turn against the bees
-
-  
-yesterday when one of their legal
-team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
-
-  
-- Hey, buddy.
-- Hey.
-
-  
-- Is there much pain?
-- Yeah.
-
-  
-I...
-
-  
-I blew the whole case, didn't I?
-
-  
-It doesn't matter. What matters is
-you're alive. You could have died.
-
-  
-I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
-
-  
-They got it from the cafeteria
-downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
-
-  
-Look, there's
-a little celery still on it.
-
-  
-What was it like to sting someone?
-
-  
-I can't explain it. It was all...
-
-  
-All adrenaline and then...
-and then ecstasy!
-
-  
-All right.
-
-  
-You think it was all a trap?
-
-  
-Of course. I'm sorry.
-I flew us right into this.
-
-  
-What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
-just a couple of bugs in this world.
-
-  
-What will the humans do to us
-if they win?
-
-  
-I don't know.
-
-  
-I hear they put the roaches in motels.
-That doesn't sound so bad.
-
-  
-Adam, they check in,
-but they don't check out!
-
-  
-Oh, my.
-
-  
-Oould you get a nurse
-to close that window?
-
-  
-- Why?
-- The smoke.
-
-  
-Bees don't smoke.
-
-  
-Right. Bees don't smoke.
-
-  
-Bees don't smoke!
-But some bees are smoking.
-
-  
-That's it! That's our case!
-
-  
-It is? It's not over?
-
-  
-Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
-
-  
-Get back to the court and stall.
-Stall any way you can.
-
-  
-And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
-
-  
-Mr. Flayman.
-
-  
-Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
-
-  
-Where is the rest of your team?
-
-  
-Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
-
-  
-Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
-
-  
-and as a result,
-we don't make very good time.
-
-  
-I actually heard a funny story about...
-
-  
-Your Honor,
-haven't these ridiculous bugs
-
-  
-taken up enough
-of this court's valuable time?
-
-  
-How much longer will we allow
-these absurd shenanigans to go on?
-
-  
-They have presented no compelling
-evidence to support their charges
-
-  
-against my clients,
-who run legitimate businesses.
-
-  
-I move for a complete dismissal
-of this entire case!
-
-  
-Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
-
-  
-to have to consider
-Mr. Montgomery's motion.
-
-  
-But you can't! We have a terrific case.
-
-  
-Where is your proof?
-Where is the evidence?
-
-  
-Show me the smoking gun!
-
-  
-Hold it, Your Honor!
-You want a smoking gun?
-
-  
-Here is your smoking gun.
-
-  
-What is that?
-
-  
-It's a bee smoker!
-
-  
-What, this?
-This harmless little contraption?
-
-  
-This couldn't hurt a fly,
-let alone a bee.
-
-  
-Look at what has happened
-
-  
-to bees who have never been asked,
-"Smoking or non?"
-
-  
-Is this what nature intended for us?
-
-  
-To be forcibly addicted
-to smoke machines
-
-  
-and man-made wooden slat work camps?
-
-  
-Living out our lives as honey slaves
-to the white man?
-
-  
-- What are we gonna do?
-- He's playing the species card.
-
-  
-Ladies and gentlemen, please,
-free these bees!
-
-  
-Free the bees! Free the bees!
-
-  
-Free the bees!
-
-  
-Free the bees! Free the bees!
-
-  
-The court finds in favor of the bees!
-
-  
-Vanessa, we won!
-
-  
-I knew you could do it! High-five!
-
-  
-Sorry.
-
-  
-I'm OK! You know what this means?
-
-  
-All the honey
-will finally belong to the bees.
-
-  
-Now we won't have
-to work so hard all the time.
-
-  
-This is an unholy perversion
-of the balance of nature, Benson.
-
-  
-You'll regret this.
-
-  
-Barry, how much honey is out there?
-
-  
-All right. One at a time.
-
-  
-Barry, who are you wearing?
-
-  
-My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
-and I have no pants.
-
-  
-- What if Montgomery's right?
-- What do you mean?
-
-  
-We've been living the bee way
-a long time, 27 million years.
-
-  
-Oongratulations on your victory.
-What will you demand as a settlement?
-
-  
-First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
-of all bee work camps.
-
-  
-Then we want back the honey
-that was ours to begin with,
-
-  
-every last drop.
-
-  
-We demand an end to the glorification
-of the bear as anything more
-
-  
-than a filthy, smelly,
-bad-breath stink machine.
-
-  
-We're all aware
-of what they do in the woods.
-
-  
-Wait for my signal.
-
-  
-Take him out.
-
-  
-He'll have nauseous
-for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
-
-  
-And we will no longer tolerate
-bee-negative nicknames...
-
-  
-But it's just a prance-about stage name!
-
-  
-...unnecessary inclusion of honey
-in bogus health products
-
-  
-and la-dee-da human
-tea-time snack garnishments.
-
-  
-Oan't breathe.
-
-  
-Bring it in, boys!
-
-  
-Hold it right there! Good.
-
-  
-Tap it.
-
-  
-Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
-and there's gallons more coming!
-
-  
-- I think we need to shut down!
-- Shut down? We've never shut down.
-
-  
-Shut down honey production!
-
-  
-Stop making honey!
-
-  
-Turn your key, sir!
-
-  
-What do we do now?
-
-  
-Oannonball!
-
-  
-We're shutting honey production!
-
-  
-Mission abort.
-
-  
-Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
-Returning to base.
-
-  
-Adam, you wouldn't believe
-how much honey was out there.
-
-  
-Oh, yeah?
-
-  
-What's going on? Where is everybody?
-
-  
-- Are they out celebrating?
-- They're home.
-
-  
-They don't know what to do.
-Laying out, sleeping in.
-
-  
-I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
-to San Antonio with a cricket.
-
-  
-At least we got our honey back.
-
-  
-Sometimes I think, so what if humans
-liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
-
-  
-It's the greatest thing in the world!
-I was excited to be part of making it.
-
-  
-This was my new desk. This was my
-new job. I wanted to do it really well.
-
-  
-And now...
-
-  
-Now I can't.
-
-  
-I don't understand
-why they're not happy.
-
-  
-I thought their lives would be better!
-
-  
-They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
-Honey really changes people.
-
-  
-You don't have any idea
-what's going on, do you?
-
-  
-- What did you want to show me?
-- This.
-
-  
-What happened here?
-
-  
-That is not the half of it.
-
-  
-Oh, no. Oh, my.
-
-  
-They're all wilting.
-
-  
-Doesn't look very good, does it?
-
-  
-No.
-
-  
-And whose fault do you think that is?
-
-  
-You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
-
-  
-Bees?
-
-  
-Specifically, me.
-
-  
-I didn't think bees not needing to make
-honey would affect all these things.
-
-  
-It's notjust flowers.
-Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
-
-  
-That's our whole SAT test right there.
-
-  
-Take away produce, that affects
-the entire animal kingdom.
-
-  
-And then, of course...
-
-  
-The human species?
-
-  
-So if there's no more pollination,
-
-  
-it could all just go south here,
-couldn't it?
-
-  
-I know this is also partly my fault.
-
-  
-How about a suicide pact?
-
-  
-How do we do it?
-
-  
-- I'll sting you, you step on me.
-- Thatjust kills you twice.
-
-  
-Right, right.
-
-  
-Listen, Barry...
-sorry, but I gotta get going.
-
-  
-I had to open my mouth and talk.
-
-  
-Vanessa?
-
-  
-Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
-Where are you going?
-
-  
-To the final Tournament of Roses parade
-in Pasadena.
-
-  
-They've moved it to this weekend
-because all the flowers are dying.
-
-  
-It's the last chance
-I'll ever have to see it.
-
-  
-Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
-I never meant it to turn out like this.
-
-  
-I know. Me neither.
-
-  
-Tournament of Roses.
-Roses can't do sports.
-
-  
-Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
-
-  
-Roses!
-
-  
-Vanessa!
-
-  
-Roses?!
-
-  
-Barry?
-
-  
-- Roses are flowers!
-- Yes, they are.
-
-  
-Flowers, bees, pollen!
-
-  
-I know.
-That's why this is the last parade.
-
-  
-Maybe not.
-Oould you ask him to slow down?
-
-  
-Oould you slow down?
-
-  
-Barry!
-
-  
-OK, I made a huge mistake.
-This is a total disaster, all my fault.
-
-  
-Yes, it kind of is.
-
-  
-I've ruined the planet.
-I wanted to help you
-
-  
-with the flower shop.
-I've made it worse.
-
-  
-Actually, it's completely closed down.
-
-  
-I thought maybe you were remodeling.
-
-  
-But I have another idea, and it's
-greater than my previous ideas combined.
-
-  
-I don't want to hear it!
-
-  
-All right, they have the roses,
-the roses have the pollen.
-
-  
-I know every bee, plant
-and flower bud in this park.
-
-  
-All we gotta do is get what they've got
-back here with what we've got.
-
-  
-- Bees.
-- Park.
-
-  
-- Pollen!
-- Flowers.
-
-  
-- Repollination!
-- Across the nation!
-
-  
-Tournament of Roses,
-Pasadena, Oalifornia.
-
-  
-They've got nothing
-but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
-
-  
-Security will be tight.
-
-  
-I have an idea.
-
-  
-Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
-
-  
-Official floral business. It's real.
-
-  
-Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
-
-  
-Thank you. It was a gift.
-
-  
-Once inside,
-we just pick the right float.
-
-  
-How about The Princess and the Pea?
-
-  
-I could be the princess,
-and you could be the pea!
-
-  
-Yes, I got it.
-
-  
-- Where should I sit?
-- What are you?
-
-  
-- I believe I'm the pea.
-- The pea?
-
-  
-It goes under the mattresses.
-
-  
-- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
-- I'm getting the marshal.
-
-  
-You do that!
-This whole parade is a fiasco!
-
-  
-Let's see what this baby'll do.
-
-  
-Hey, what are you doing?!
-
-  
-Then all we do
-is blend in with traffic...
-
-  
-...without arousing suspicion.
-
-  
-Once at the airport,
-there's no stopping us.
-
-  
-Stop! Security.
-
-  
-- You and your insect pack your float?
-- Yes.
-
-  
-Has it been
-in your possession the entire time?
-
-  
-Would you remove your shoes?
-
-  
-- Remove your stinger.
-- It's part of me.
-
-  
-I know. Just having some fun.
-Enjoy your flight.
-
-  
-Then if we're lucky, we'll have
-just enough pollen to do the job.
-
-  
-Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
-have just enough pollen to do the job!
-
-  
-I think this is gonna work.
-
-  
-It's got to work.
-
-  
-Attention, passengers,
-this is Oaptain Scott.
-
-  
-We have a bit of bad weather
-in New York.
-
-  
-It looks like we'll experience
-a couple hours delay.
-
-  
-Barry, these are cut flowers
-with no water. They'll never make it.
-
-  
-I gotta get up there
-and talk to them.
-
-  
-Be careful.
-
-  
-Oan I get help
-with the Sky Mall magazine?
-
-  
-I'd like to order the talking
-inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
-
-  
-Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
-
-  
-- What'd you say, Hal?
-- Nothing.
-
-  
-Bee!
-
-  
-Don't freak out! My entire species...
-
-  
-What are you doing?
-
-  
-- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
-- Who's an attorney?
-
-  
-Don't move.
-
-  
-Oh, Barry.
-
-  
-Good afternoon, passengers.
-This is your captain.
-
-  
-Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
-please report to the cockpit?
-
-  
-And please hurry!
-
-  
-What happened here?
-
-  
-There was a DustBuster,
-a toupee, a life raft exploded.
-
-  
-One's bald, one's in a boat,
-they're both unconscious!
-
-  
-- Is that another bee joke?
-- No!
-
-  
-No one's flying the plane!
-
-  
-This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
-What's your status?
-
-  
-This is Vanessa Bloome.
-I'm a florist from New York.
-
-  
-Where's the pilot?
-
-  
-He's unconscious,
-and so is the copilot.
-
-  
-Not good. Does anyone onboard
-have flight experience?
-
-  
-As a matter of fact, there is.
-
-  
-- Who's that?
-- Barry Benson.
-
-  
-From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
-
-  
-Vanessa, this is nothing more
-than a big metal bee.
-
-  
-It's got giant wings, huge engines.
-
-  
-I can't fly a plane.
-
-  
-- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
-- Yes.
-
-  
-How hard could it be?
-
-  
-Wait, Barry!
-We're headed into some lightning.
-
-  
-This is Bob Bumble. We have some
-late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
-
-  
-where a suspenseful scene
-is developing.
-
-  
-Barry Benson,
-fresh from his legal victory...
-
-  
-That's Barry!
-
-  
-...is attempting to land a plane,
-loaded with people, flowers
-
-  
-and an incapacitated flight crew.
-
-  
-Flowers?!
-
-  
-We have a storm in the area
-and two individuals at the controls
-
-  
-with absolutely no flight experience.
-
-  
-Just a minute.
-There's a bee on that plane.
-
-  
-I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
-and his no-account compadres.
-
-  
-They've done enough damage.
-
-  
-But isn't he your only hope?
-
-  
-Technically, a bee
-shouldn't be able to fly at all.
-
-  
-Their wings are too small...
-
-  
-Haven't we heard this a million times?
-
-  
-"The surface area of the wings
-and body mass make no sense."
-
-  
-- Get this on the air!
-- Got it.
-
-  
-- Stand by.
-- We're going live.
-
-  
-The way we work may be a mystery to you.
-
-  
-Making honey takes a lot of bees
-doing a lot of small jobs.
-
-  
-But let me tell you about a small job.
-
-  
-If you do it well,
-it makes a big difference.
-
-  
-More than we realized.
-To us, to everyone.
-
-  
-That's why I want to get bees
-back to working together.
-
-  
-That's the bee way!
-We're not made of Jell-O.
-
-  
-We get behind a fellow.
-
-  
-- Black and yellow!
-- Hello!
-
-  
-Left, right, down, hover.
-
-  
-- Hover?
-- Forget hover.
-
-  
-This isn't so hard.
-Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
-
-  
-Barry, what happened?!
-
-  
-Wait, I think we were
-on autopilot the whole time.
-
-  
-- That may have been helping me.
-- And now we're not!
-
-  
-So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
-
-  
-All of you, let's get
-behind this fellow! Move it out!
-
-  
-Move out!
-
-  
-Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
-you copy me with the wings of the plane!
-
-  
-Don't have to yell.
-
-  
-I'm not yelling!
-We're in a lot of trouble.
-
-  
-It's very hard to concentrate
-with that panicky tone in your voice!
-
-  
-It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
-
-  
-I can't do this!
-
-  
-Vanessa, pull yourself together.
-You have to snap out of it!
-
-  
-You snap out of it.
-
-  
-You snap out of it.
-
-  
-- You snap out of it!
-- You snap out of it!
-
-  
-- You snap out of it!
-- You snap out of it!
-
-  
-- You snap out of it!
-- You snap out of it!
-
-  
-- Hold it!
-- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
-
-  
-How is the plane flying?
-
-  
-I don't know.
-
-  
-Hello?
-
-  
-Benson, got any flowers
-for a happy occasion in there?
-
-  
-The Pollen Jocks!
-
-  
-They do get behind a fellow.
-
-  
-- Black and yellow.
-- Hello.
-
-  
-All right, let's drop this tin can
-on the blacktop.
-
-  
-Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
-
-  
-No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
-
-  
-Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
-
-  
-- Thinking bee.
-- Thinking bee.
-
-  
-Thinking bee!
-Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
-
-  
-Wait a minute.
-I think I'm feeling something.
-
-  
-- What?
-- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
-
-  
-Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
-
-  
-Bring the nose down.
-
-  
-Thinking bee!
-Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
-
-  
-- What in the world is on the tarmac?
-- Get some lights on that!
-
-  
-Thinking bee!
-Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
-
-  
-- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
-- OK.
-
-  
-Out the engines. We're going in
-on bee power. Ready, boys?
-
-  
-Affirmative!
-
-  
-Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
-
-  
-Land on that flower!
-
-  
-Ready? Full reverse!
-
-  
-Spin it around!
-
-  
-- Not that flower! The other one!
-- Which one?
-
-  
-- That flower.
-- I'm aiming at the flower!
-
-  
-That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
-I mean the giant pulsating flower
-
-  
-made of millions of bees!
-
-  
-Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
-
-  
-Rotate around it.
-
-  
-- This is insane, Barry!
-- This's the only way I know how to fly.
-
-  
-Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
-flying in an insect-like pattern?
-
-  
-Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
-Smell it. Full reverse!
-
-  
-Just drop it. Be a part of it.
-
-  
-Aim for the center!
-
-  
-Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
-
-  
-Oome on, already.
-
-  
-Barry, we did it!
-You taught me how to fly!
-
-  
-- Yes. No high-five!
-- Right.
-
-  
-Barry, it worked!
-Did you see the giant flower?
-
-  
-What giant flower? Where? Of course
-I saw the flower! That was genius!
-
-  
-- Thank you.
-- But we're not done yet.
-
-  
-Listen, everyone!
-
-  
-This runway is covered
-with the last pollen
-
-  
-from the last flowers
-available anywhere on Earth.
-
-  
-That means this is our last chance.
-
-  
-We're the only ones who make honey,
-pollinate flowers and dress like this.
-
-  
-If we're gonna survive as a species,
-this is our moment! What do you say?
-
-  
-Are we going to be bees, orjust
-Museum of Natural History keychains?
-
-  
-We're bees!
-
-  
-Keychain!
-
-  
-Then follow me! Except Keychain.
-
-  
-Hold on, Barry. Here.
-
-  
-You've earned this.
-
-  
-Yeah!
-
-  
-I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
-fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
-
-  
-Oh, yeah.
-
-  
-That's our Barry.
-
-  
-Mom! The bees are back!
-
-  
-If anybody needs
-to make a call, now's the time.
-
-  
-I got a feeling we'll be
-working late tonight!
-
-  
-Here's your change. Have a great
-afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
-
-  
-Would you like some honey with that?
-It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
-
-  
-Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
-And I don't see a nickel!
-
-  
-Sometimes I just feel
-like a piece of meat!
-
-  
-I had no idea.
-
-  
-Barry, I'm sorry.
-Have you got a moment?
-
-  
-Would you excuse me?
-My mosquito associate will help you.
-
-  
-Sorry I'm late.
-
-  
-He's a lawyer too?
-
-  
-I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
-All I needed was a briefcase.
-
-  
-Have a great afternoon!
-
-  
-Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
-and I can't get them anywhere.
-
-  
-No problem, Vannie.
-Just leave it to me.
-
-  
-You're a lifesaver, Barry.
-Oan I help who's next?
-
-  
-All right, scramble, jocks!
-It's time to fly.
-
-  
-Thank you, Barry!
-
-  
-That bee is living my life!
-
-  
-Let it go, Kenny.
-
-  
-- When will this nightmare end?!
-- Let it all go.
-
-  
-- Beautiful day to fly.
-- Sure is.
-
-  
-Between you and me,
-I was dying to get out of that office.
-
-  
-You have got
-to start thinking bee, my friend.
-
-  
-- Thinking bee!
-- Me?
-
-  
-Hold it. Let's just stop
-for a second. Hold it.
-
-  
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
-Oan we stop here?
-
-  
-I'm not making a major life decision
-during a production number!
-
-  
-All right. Take ten, everybody.
-Wrap it up, guys.
-
-  
-I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
- 
diff --git a/lz77/bitwriter.c b/src/lz77/bitwriter.c
similarity index 95%
rename from lz77/bitwriter.c
rename to src/lz77/bitwriter.c
index 276e2d34f4fa1ee2907ace6bcdb1a9263f19fcde..6fa22d5e48991c3874e23f5945ff1048e146cba9 100644
--- a/lz77/bitwriter.c
+++ b/src/lz77/bitwriter.c
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ struct BitWriter
     FILE *file;
     uint8_t byte;
     int mod;
+    size_t bytes_written;
 };
 
 BitWriter *BitWriter_init(FILE *file)
@@ -20,6 +21,7 @@ BitWriter *BitWriter_init(FILE *file)
     bw->file = file;
     bw->byte = 0;
     bw->mod = 0;
+    bw->bytes_written = 0;
     return bw;
 }
 
@@ -37,6 +39,7 @@ void BitWriter_write_bit(BitWriter *bw, bool bit)
         fwrite(&bw->byte, 1, 1, bw->file);
         bw->byte = 0;
         bw->mod = 0;
+        bw->bytes_written += 1;
     }
 }
 
@@ -146,4 +149,9 @@ void BitWriter_write_distance(BitWriter *bw, uint32_t dist)
             else bits++;
         }
     }
+}
+
+size_t BitWriter_bytes_written(BitWriter *bw)
+{
+    return bw->bytes_written;
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/lz77/hashmap.c b/src/lz77/hashmap.c
similarity index 93%
rename from lz77/hashmap.c
rename to src/lz77/hashmap.c
index 9315d3e522cf4742e0c685f58e669789eb52e385..93bae6bbb6193df96ebf44b06de02ac2cf9dbfc7 100644
--- a/lz77/hashmap.c
+++ b/src/lz77/hashmap.c
@@ -51,11 +51,15 @@ void ListHashmap_init(ListHashmap *lh)
     lh->head = NULL;
 }
 
-void ListHashmap_deinit(ListHashmap *lh)
+void ListHashmap_deinit(ListHashmap *lh, void (*free_value)(void *))
 {
     LinkedListNode *pos = lh->head;
     while (pos)
     {
+        if (free_value)
+        {
+            free_value(pos->value);
+        }
         LinkedListNode *next = pos->next;
         LinkedListNode_free(pos);
         pos = next;
@@ -176,11 +180,11 @@ Hashmap *Hashmap_init()
     return hm;
 }
 
-void Hashmap_free(Hashmap *hm)
+void Hashmap_free(Hashmap *hm, void (*free_value)(void *))
 {
     for (size_t i = 0; i < BINS; i++)
     {
-        ListHashmap_deinit(&hm->bins[i]);
+        ListHashmap_deinit(&hm->bins[i], free_value);
     }
     free(hm);
 }
diff --git a/lz77/lz77.c b/src/lz77/lz77.c
similarity index 81%
rename from lz77/lz77.c
rename to src/lz77/lz77.c
index ca35f4b328fcb733fa5b084f9c671a5beb909d55..175feeda375e7247b4491a004a44bb55b1c81cb2 100644
--- a/lz77/lz77.c
+++ b/src/lz77/lz77.c
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 #include "hashmap.h"
 #include "bitwriter.h"
+#include "lz77.h"
 #include <assert.h>
 #include <stdio.h>
 #include <stdlib.h>
@@ -84,6 +85,7 @@ void IntQueue_pop(IntQueue *queue)
     queue->head = queue->head->next;
     if (!queue->head) queue->tail = NULL;
     queue->size--;
+    free(oldHead);
 }
 
 bool IntQueue_empty(IntQueue *queue)
@@ -91,35 +93,11 @@ bool IntQueue_empty(IntQueue *queue)
     return queue->size == 0;
 }
 
-int main(int argc, char *argv[])
+size_t write_lz77_stream(FILE *input_file, FILE *output_file)
 {
-    /* this is bad */
-
-    if (argc != 2)
-    {
-        printf("Usage: %s <input file>\n", argv[0]);
-        exit(1);
-    }
-
-    char *input_file_name = argv[1];
-    char *output_file_name = malloc(sizeof(char) * 
-        (strlen(input_file_name) + strlen(".deflate") + 1));
-    sprintf(output_file_name, "%s.deflate", input_file_name);
-
-    FILE *input_file = fopen(input_file_name, "r");
-    FILE *output_file = fopen(output_file_name, "w");
-    free(output_file_name);
     BitWriter *bitWriter = BitWriter_init(output_file);
     Hashmap *hashMap = Hashmap_init();
 
-
-    BitWriter_write_bit(bitWriter, 1); /* BFINAL */
-    
-    BitWriter_write_bit(bitWriter, 1); /* BTYPE */
-    BitWriter_write_bit(bitWriter, 0);
-
-    IntQueue *seenTripleQueue = IntQueue_init();
-
     /* read the input file to a buffer */
     /* TODO: use mmap? */
     fseek(input_file, 0, SEEK_END);
@@ -129,8 +107,13 @@ int main(int argc, char *argv[])
     assert(inp);
     fread(inp, input_file_length, 1, input_file);
 
-    size_t cursor = 0;
+    /* write block headers */
+    BitWriter_write_bit(bitWriter, 1); /* BFINAL */
+    BitWriter_write_bit(bitWriter, 1); /* BTYPE */
+    BitWriter_write_bit(bitWriter, 0);
 
+    /* main lz77 loop */
+    size_t cursor = 0;
     while  (cursor < input_file_length)
     {
         size_t old_cursor = cursor;
@@ -201,29 +184,39 @@ int main(int argc, char *argv[])
                 }
 
                 /* add new triple to hash map */
-                uint32_t new_triple = inp[old_cursor] + (inp[old_cursor + 1] << 8) + (inp[old_cursor + 2] << 16);
-                if (Hashmap_contains(hashMap, new_triple))
+                if (input_file_length - old_cursor > 3)
                 {
-                    IntQueue *queue = Hashmap_get(hashMap, new_triple);
-                    IntQueue_push(queue, old_cursor);
+                    uint32_t new_triple = inp[old_cursor] + (inp[old_cursor + 1] << 8) + (inp[old_cursor + 2] << 16);
+                    if (Hashmap_contains(hashMap, new_triple))
+                    {
+                        IntQueue *queue = Hashmap_get(hashMap, new_triple);
+                        IntQueue_push(queue, old_cursor);
+                    }
+                    else
+                    {
+                        IntQueue *newQueue = IntQueue_init();
+                        IntQueue_push(newQueue, old_cursor);
+                        Hashmap_update(hashMap, new_triple, newQueue);
                 }
-                else
-                {
-                    IntQueue *newQueue = IntQueue_init();
-                    IntQueue_push(newQueue, old_cursor);
-                    Hashmap_update(hashMap, new_triple, newQueue);
                 }
             }
         }
     }
 
+
+    /* end of block */
     BitWriter_write_bin(bitWriter, 0, 7); /* EOB */
 
 
+    /* cleanup */
 
     BitWriter_flush(bitWriter);
-    Hashmap_free(hashMap);
+    size_t compressed_size = BitWriter_bytes_written(bitWriter);
     BitWriter_free(bitWriter);
-    fclose(input_file);
-    fclose(output_file);
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+
+    Hashmap_free(hashMap, (void (*)(void *)) IntQueue_free);
+
+    free(inp);
+
+    return compressed_size;
+}
diff --git a/src/lz77/main.c b/src/lz77/main.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4ffe9d3a8b80f398b206715bfa6227ce1709c2a4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/lz77/main.c
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+#include "hashmap.h"
+#include "bitwriter.h"
+#include "lz77.h"
+#include <assert.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[])
+{
+    /* this is bad */
+
+    if (argc != 2)
+    {
+        printf("Usage: %s <input file>\n", argv[0]);
+        exit(1);
+    }
+
+    char *input_file_name = argv[1];
+    char *output_file_name = malloc(sizeof(char) * 
+        (strlen(input_file_name) + strlen(".deflate") + 1));
+    sprintf(output_file_name, "%s.deflate", input_file_name);
+
+    FILE *input_file = fopen(input_file_name, "r");
+    FILE *output_file = fopen(output_file_name, "w");
+    free(output_file_name);
+
+    size_t compressed_size = write_lz77_stream(input_file, output_file);
+
+    fclose(input_file);
+    fclose(output_file);
+}
+
diff --git a/src/myzip/myzip.c b/src/myzip/myzip.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..808bb4bfb4453a6bddb09878756f8605557971c9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/myzip/myzip.c
@@ -0,0 +1,137 @@
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <assert.h>
+#include "lz77.h"
+
+const uint32_t BUFFER_SIZE = 1024;
+
+int write_u8(FILE *file, const uint8_t v)
+{
+    return fwrite(&v, sizeof(uint8_t), 1, file);
+}
+
+int write_u16(FILE *file, const uint16_t v)
+{
+    return fwrite(&v, sizeof(uint16_t), 1, file);
+}
+
+int write_u32(FILE *file, const uint32_t v)
+{
+    return fwrite(&v, sizeof(uint32_t), 1, file);
+}
+
+int copy_file_to_file(FILE *input, FILE *output, uint32_t bytes)
+{
+    uint8_t buffer[BUFFER_SIZE];
+    uint32_t bytes_written = 0;
+
+    for (uint32_t start = 0; start < bytes; start += BUFFER_SIZE)
+    {
+        uint32_t remaining_bytes = bytes - start;
+        uint32_t copy_this_iter = (remaining_bytes < BUFFER_SIZE) ?
+                        remaining_bytes : BUFFER_SIZE;
+
+        fread(buffer, 1, copy_this_iter, input);
+        bytes_written += fwrite(buffer, 1, copy_this_iter, output);
+    }
+
+    return bytes_written;
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[])
+{
+    if (argc != 3)
+    {
+        fprintf(stderr, "Usage: %s <output zip filename> <input file filename>\n", argv[0]);
+        return 1;
+    }
+
+    const char *output_file_name = argv[1];
+    const char *input_file_name = argv[2];
+    FILE *input_file = fopen(input_file_name, "r");
+    FILE *output_file = fopen(output_file_name, "w");
+
+    if (input_file == NULL)
+    {
+        fprintf(stderr, "Could not open \"%s\"\n", input_file_name);
+        return 1;
+    }
+
+    if (output_file == NULL)
+    {
+        fprintf(stderr, "Could not open \"%s\"\n", output_file_name);
+        return 2;
+    }
+
+
+
+    fseek(input_file, 0, SEEK_END);
+    uint32_t input_file_size = ftell(input_file);
+    fseek(input_file, 0, SEEK_SET);
+
+    /* (1) LOCAL FILE RECORD */
+    write_u32(output_file, 0x04034b50); /* local file signature */
+    write_u16(output_file, 20); /* extract version */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* general purpose flag */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* compression method */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* last mod file time */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* last mod file date */
+    write_u32(output_file, 0xDEADBEEF); /* crc */
+    size_t compressed_size_loc = ftell(input_file); 
+    write_u32(output_file, 0); /* compressed file size */
+    write_u32(output_file, input_file_size); /* uncompressed file size */
+    write_u16(output_file, strlen(input_file_name)); /* file name len */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* extra field length */
+    fputs(input_file_name, output_file); /* file name */
+    /* extra field */
+    /* copy input file to output */
+    uint32_t compressed_size = write_lz77_stream(input_file, output_file);
+
+
+    size_t central_directory_start = ftell(input_file); /* save location */
+    fseek(input_file, compressed_size_loc, SEEK_SET); /* move back */
+    write_u32(output_file, compressed_size); /* write compressed size */
+    fseek(input_file, central_directory_start, SEEK_SET); /* return to writing */
+
+    /* (2) CENTRAL DIRECTORY RECORD */
+    write_u32(output_file, 0x02014b50); /* central directory signature */
+    write_u8 (output_file, 30); /* specification version */
+    write_u8 (output_file, 65); /* made by */
+    write_u16(output_file, 20); /* extract version */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* general purpose bit flag */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* compression method */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* last mod file time */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* last mod file date */
+    write_u32(output_file, 0xdeadbeef); /* crc */
+    write_u32(output_file, compressed_size); /* compressed file size */
+    write_u32(output_file, input_file_size); /* uncompressed file size */
+    write_u16(output_file, strlen(input_file_name)); /* file name length */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* extra field length */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* file comment length */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* disk number start */
+    write_u16(output_file, 1); /* internal file attributes */
+    write_u32(output_file, 1); /* external file attributes */
+    write_u32(output_file, 0); /* offset of local header */
+    fputs(input_file_name, output_file); /* file name */
+    /* extra field */
+    /* file comment */
+
+    uint32_t end_record_start = ftell(output_file);
+
+    /* (3) END OF CENTRAL DIRECTORY RECORD */
+    write_u32(output_file, 0x06054b50); /* end of central dir signature */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* number of this disk */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* number of the start disk */
+    write_u16(output_file, 1); /* total number of entries on this disk */
+    write_u16(output_file, 1); /* total number of entries */
+    write_u32(output_file, end_record_start - central_directory_start); /* size of central directory record */
+    write_u32(output_file, central_directory_start); /* offset of start of central directory */
+    write_u16(output_file, 0); /* .zip file comment length */
+    /* .zip file comment */
+
+    fclose(input_file);
+    fclose(output_file);
+    return 0;
+}
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